on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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