i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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