I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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