he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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