They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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