she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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