he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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