i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
