i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
His nipple licking is glorious
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