have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
