he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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