I didn't shave. On purpose
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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