It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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