How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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