Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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