kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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