We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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