i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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