What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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