What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Is Oprah even human
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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