I don't think brook has ever known best
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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