Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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