Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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