My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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