We named our party play list daddy issues
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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