My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The ass gains better be worth it
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