one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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