So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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