it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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