There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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