question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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