i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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