That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Randomize