bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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