Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
