so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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