But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The beer is more important than you right now.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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