like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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