Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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