I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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