it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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