So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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