Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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