:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
