i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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