yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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