But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
