nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
