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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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