And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
why is half of my head shaved?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize