stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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