I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Bring me that man meat
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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