problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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