No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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