Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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