My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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